

desertcart.com: I Need a New Butt! eBook : McMillan, Dawn, Kinnaird, Ross: Books Review: Absolutely Bonkers and She's Obsessed! - I had a strong suspicion "I Need a New Butt!" would resonate with my 4-year-old’s sense of humor, and wow, was I right. Just reading the title sent her into fits of giggles. The premise – a kid who thinks his butt is broken and goes on an imaginative journey to find a new one (an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt?) – is exactly the kind of wonderfully absurd stuff she loves. We must have read it five times the first day. The Good Stuff (Pros): Off-the-Walls Silliness: This book doesn't take itself seriously for a second, and that's why it's so great. My daughter finds the whole idea, and especially the increasingly wacky butt suggestions, hilarious. Fuels Creativity: The wild ideas for new butts really got my daughter’s own imagination going. She started brainstorming her own silly butt designs, which was fun to see. Fun to Read Aloud: The rhyming text has a good rhythm, making it enjoyable for me to read and for her to listen to. She's even starting to shout out the rhyming words. Expressive Artwork: The illustrations are a huge part of the charm – they’re bright, funny, and perfectly capture the silliness of each potential new butt. Could Be Better (Cons): Purely for Fun: If you're after a book with a profound lesson or a quiet, gentle story, this definitely isn't it. It’s 100% about being goofy. "Butt" is the Star: The word "butt" appears. A lot. We think it's hilarious in this context, but if that word makes you cringe, this might not be your cup of tea. The "Crack" Conundrum: The story kicks off because the boy sees his butt has a "crack." It's all very innocent in the book, but it did lead to a brief, literal-minded anatomical Q&A session with my daughter afterward! Bottom Line: This book is a massive hit for us – it's funny, it's creative, and it makes my daughter laugh until her belly aches. If your child loves zany humor and you're okay with the prominent theme of "butts," I can't recommend this one enough. It’s become an instant classic in our rotation. Review: Butts are funny! - This is actually one of my son’s favorite books….and mine! He thinks butts and toots are hilarious, so buying this book was a no-brainer! He laughs every time we read it.






| ASIN | B00O839RCW |
| Accessibility | Learn more |
| Best Sellers Rank | #91,714 in Kindle Store ( See Top 100 in Kindle Store ) #31 in Stories in Verse #63 in Children's Beginner Readers #64 in Children's Health Books |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (16,884) |
| Edition | Illustrated |
| Enhanced typesetting | Not Enabled |
| File size | 4.6 MB |
| Grade level | Kindergarten - 4 |
| ISBN-13 | 978-0486796116 |
| Language | English |
| Page Flip | Not Enabled |
| Part of series | My Butt |
| Print length | 32 pages |
| Publication date | June 20, 2014 |
| Publisher | Dover Publications |
| Reading age | 3 - 7 years, from customers |
| Word Wise | Not Enabled |
| X-Ray | Not Enabled |
C**U
Absolutely Bonkers and She's Obsessed!
I had a strong suspicion "I Need a New Butt!" would resonate with my 4-year-old’s sense of humor, and wow, was I right. Just reading the title sent her into fits of giggles. The premise – a kid who thinks his butt is broken and goes on an imaginative journey to find a new one (an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt?) – is exactly the kind of wonderfully absurd stuff she loves. We must have read it five times the first day. The Good Stuff (Pros): Off-the-Walls Silliness: This book doesn't take itself seriously for a second, and that's why it's so great. My daughter finds the whole idea, and especially the increasingly wacky butt suggestions, hilarious. Fuels Creativity: The wild ideas for new butts really got my daughter’s own imagination going. She started brainstorming her own silly butt designs, which was fun to see. Fun to Read Aloud: The rhyming text has a good rhythm, making it enjoyable for me to read and for her to listen to. She's even starting to shout out the rhyming words. Expressive Artwork: The illustrations are a huge part of the charm – they’re bright, funny, and perfectly capture the silliness of each potential new butt. Could Be Better (Cons): Purely for Fun: If you're after a book with a profound lesson or a quiet, gentle story, this definitely isn't it. It’s 100% about being goofy. "Butt" is the Star: The word "butt" appears. A lot. We think it's hilarious in this context, but if that word makes you cringe, this might not be your cup of tea. The "Crack" Conundrum: The story kicks off because the boy sees his butt has a "crack." It's all very innocent in the book, but it did lead to a brief, literal-minded anatomical Q&A session with my daughter afterward! Bottom Line: This book is a massive hit for us – it's funny, it's creative, and it makes my daughter laugh until her belly aches. If your child loves zany humor and you're okay with the prominent theme of "butts," I can't recommend this one enough. It’s become an instant classic in our rotation.
M**T
Butts are funny!
This is actually one of my son’s favorite books….and mine! He thinks butts and toots are hilarious, so buying this book was a no-brainer! He laughs every time we read it.
R**R
Something fun to read.
Babies love this book.
S**S
Cute book for younger kids
fun book for young kids. Will have kids in stitches. Pure silliness.
M**R
My grandkids LOVE this book!
I bought this book to read to my grandkids over FaceTime during the Pandemic. They loved it; roared with laughter and have asked for it several times since. However, there are some words that were difficult for them and that required some explanation, as well as help when they came over and wanted to read it themselves. They were 5 and 7 years old. Both are ahead of their grade levels in reading now, but the younger one was barely reading at the time. He is now reading quite well and I guess maybe reading above his level helped! Still, I think maybe I was a little ahead of his age in choosing this book for him. Both kids needed explanations of several of the harder words, but they love the book nonetheless.
L**S
Great funny book!
Bought this for my funny grandson. Great book, super illustrations and fun to read!
P**O
I Need a New Butt!
I bought I Need a New Butt! for my kids, and it’s been a huge hit! This funny, quirky little book is filled with laughs and silly moments that have had my children giggling from start to finish. The story is simple yet entertaining—it's about a boy who thinks he needs a new butt, and the illustrations are colorful and vibrant, which really keeps the kids engaged. I also love how this book promotes a fun way to talk about body image with a humorous twist. It's a great choice for bedtime or anytime you want to bring some laughter into the room. My kids keep asking for it to be read over and over, which I don’t mind one bit. Overall, this book is a great addition to our collection and perfect for any young reader looking for something light-hearted and fun. Highly recommend it!
L**R
Very funny reading
My granddaughter loves the book.
D**N
Great kids book
C**.
Cute book the kids love it.
V**E
I bought this book for my grandson who is almost 2 1/2. He loves the book and asks multiple times a day to have the book read to him. He laughs at the appropriate parts. He is telling his mom that he needs a new butt. He also goes around telling his dad that his butt crack is showing and laughing like it’s the funniest thing he has ever heard. All details he got from the book. Best book ever.
T**O
Una historia muy divertida y unas ilustraciones bonitas, a los niños les encanta y aprenden inglés a la vez.
M**Y
I brought this book from a release review it sounded so much better than it was very disappointing.
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