How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (The Oatmeal Book 2) Kindle & comiXology

very funny.love it

Giggled a bunch while reading, pretty big book considering. Well worth a purchase for someone who has a cat.

Life in an office with two homicidal cats whose agenda doesn’t align with their boss’s values. They also plan to take over the world, of course.

Bought this book as a gift for a friend. Looked through it beforehand and it is absolutely hilarious. I loved all of the funny things about how different cats are behaving and why. Picking up internal thoughts and how we think they’re always thinking about killing people. Such funny book and would 100% recommend to any cat lover.

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is hilarious and just the laugh I needed this week, I giggled from beginning to end.Readers of Matthew Inman’s website The Oatmeal should have a pretty good idea what to expect here. There are lots of very funny comics related to cat behaviour well as a chapter filled with The Bobcats, two necktie wearing felines who make the office hell for their co-workers.I have five cats in my house, and that means I probably don’t have much time left. They spend all day training and plotting to kill us when they aren’t begging for tummy rubs or food. I just hope they haven’t taken a peak at this book, it might give them ideas.You should definitely run out and buy this - it may save your life.

Loved this little book,unfortunately the cat did as well,so I'm writing this from beyond the grave.

Flip through "5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (& Other Useful Guides)" and this book and you'll notice something: the pictures in "How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You" are about a billion times bigger. It's because there's only been a year or so in between the two books and The Oatmeal (a.k.a. Matt Inman) had less new material for this one. It's therefore a lot less crammed.This could be a good thing for those readers who don't like squinting at their favourite online comics printed in book form.For me, it felt slightly deflating. The quality's just as high as it ever was, but is it greedy of me to ask for a tiny bit more - no other way to say this - *quantity*? The Cat-Vs-Internet series takes up 20% of the whole book.I'm probably complaining too much. The Oatmeal is one of the very best things on the Internet and Matt Inman himself, with his work sticking it to shifty California lawyers and making a Tesla museum possible, seems like a person it'd be easy to hero worship. But I hope he's able to take his time a bit more with the next Oatmeal book.

It's all true!Matthew Inman knows his cat and draws very funny cartoons...Put them together and you have a very funny bookHighly recommended 👍