Ricos Chamoy Pickle Kit

This is such a weird thing, and of course it tasted weird. But it is exactly what we expected and was a fun experiment.

Let me preface this by saying: normally I love red 40. Almost everything I eat in a day has at least a little red 40 in it. I have no issue with the consumption of potentially cancerous dyes. The red 40 was in no way my biggest issue with this pickle. The issue began before even opening the pickle bag. The bag absolutely reeked, when I say this pickle was silent but deadly I mean it. Immediately after grabbing the sealed bag the scent went so far up my nose I had a visceral bodily reaction. The first step to unboxing this pickle was opening the window. Despite it being 27 degrees outside the window was essential to surviving longer than one minute in the same room as the aforementioned pickle. The scent alone could have been used as biological warfare in WWI trenches. The scent was stronger than any axe body spray wearing gym bros. Do you remember that SpongeBob episode from 2002, Nasty Patty? The one where SpongeBob and Mr Krabs created the most disgusting Krabby Patty to ever see the light of day, and fed it to a health inspector? The taste of the chamoy pickle was arguably worse than how I imagined the patty tasted. Had the health inspector been eating this pickle the fly that choked him would have died from inhaling the fumes of this pickle long before reaching the back of his throat. Cyanobacteria, one of the earths most resilient species of bacteria, would have immediately perished upon contact with this pickle. The hydrothermal vents alone could not compare to absolutely vile and gut wrenching fumes produced by “food”. Words cannot ever truly encapsulate the disgusting vile smell that is pickle had. There is truly no fathomable way this would ever be FDA approved for human consumption.Moving on to the taste, have you ever eaton a hippos ass stuffed in a tootsie roll, covered in sea foam, and rolled through the sandbox in a playground? Well if thats something you want this pickle is perfect for you. I’m not lying when I say the scent of this pickle was identical to the taste. The pickle alone wasn’t all that bad, the first bite tasted like a normal pickle, but could someone explain exactly why the taste entirely transformed? I’m convinced this was a mind game as after the first bite it started to taste like I licked the floor of a public park restroom. In order to remove the taste of this pickle from your mouth your best bet is to consume an entire clove of garlic and hope and pray for the best. Even the trader joes green tea infused mints(totally sponsored) could not save me from the vile taste that lingered(cranberries reference) even hours after eating it. The salsaghetti combined with the sour taste of the pickle, the sweet fruit roll up, the spice of the takis, and the strange powders and liquid, could never be categorized by the roles of basic taste. If was not sweet, sour, bitter, salty, nor umami, it was its entire own taste. Taking part in the human centipede as the last person in line would not have been as bad as consuming this pickle.To conclude, I am quite sure the chamoy pickle kit is a social experiment. There is just no human way anyone could have enjoyed this. Please send your love and support to all the asmr accounts that eaten multiple of these pickles.10/10 would recommend, this is not the fumes speaking :)

Absolutely delicious! Buying 3 more now

There is no way this is healthy for a person to consume but that’s not why you came here. If you are like me, you saw a TikTok or YouTube short that sparked your curiosity. The pickle was fun to assemble. I cut it like a hot dog bun and used the fruit roll up to secure the contents inside. It was sour, sweet, spicy, crunchy, soft… it’s seriously ALL THE FLAVORS and textures. Fair warning, it will stain your fingers and make your sink look like a crime scene. That said, I enjoyed it.

Absolutely fascinating to me that so many people video themselves eating these and act like they are so delicious. They are literally disgusting!!! I am not being dramatic when I say that I almost vomit when it was in my mouth. Like—eyes watering, gagging, had to spit out then flush mouth out to stop the vomit. Speaking of vomit…THAT’S WHAT THIS TASTES LIKE. If I had to invent a food that tastes JUST LIKE throw up—this is it. I was craving this thing for weeks, after seeing it all over the internet. All you need to do is slow down and TRULY imagine—a nasty pickle (not a crunchy yummy pickle, like the soft, old-tasting ones), a fruit roll up, spicy Cheetos, sour powder—ALL IN YOUR MOUTH AT ONCE…like actually imagine that..I cannot stress this enough—it is not good. I totally love a sweet and salty combo, I LOVE snacks and junk food, etc…. I hated this. I honestly cannot get over how anyone could pretend to like this. Never in my life have I ALMOST VOMIT while eating something. Ugh, just the thought of the smell, yuck!! **ANYWAYS—that is my personal opinion of this product. The product does come exactly as advertised, you do receive all the items shown, etc. For that, I am still giving it three stars. I would love to give only one star but I think that’d be unfair because you do actually get what it shows in the ad and maybe there are people who like the taste of vomit..to each their own.**

This had everything needed for the trending pickle kit. Got this for the kids, but they were not big fans of all the tastes. They did like the pickle though. This is definitely just a one time purchase

Es realmente excelente

Look you get everything advertised but this is NOT a lot of things for the price. My niece saw this on TikTok... So wanted it for a present. So here I am buying this over priced crap haha. She loved it though. If you have the time - buy this stuff separately, it's cheaper.