

💦 Grow your fun, shrink your single status!
The Forum Novelties Grow a Boyfriend is a quirky sponge toy that expands up to six times its original size—from 2 inches to 12 inches—when soaked in water. It starts growing within 2 hours and reaches full size in 72 hours. Dry it out to reuse and keep the laughs going. Ideal as a gag gift or party prop, it’s a playful way to spark joy and social connection.
| Brand | Forum Novelties |
| Colour | As Shown |
| Item dimensions L x W x H | 5.1 x 5.1 x 2.5 centimetres |
| Material | Sponge |
| Model name | Grow a Boyfriend Novelty |
| Style | Modern |
R**A
perfect for a secret santa present
It is perfect and really fun to give to a friend who is always single. My best friend loves this, she calls it Mark and he is her boyfriend.
A**H
Hilarious
This was ordered as part of a bday present for my daughter's gay bestie, he found it hilarious and can't wait to grow it!
M**N
Funny gift
Funny secret Santa present. It didn’t grow as big as we thought and then went to mush but it was a funny gift.
S**N
Brilliant
Good fun
S**C
A little disappointed, not all parts grow at the same rates
A little disappointed, not all parts grow at the same rates, he has very small wonky ankles! overall novelty factor quite funny.
A**A
The best gift
Bought as a joke for my best friend and it went down a treat. What made it even better was that her grandparents thought it grew to the size of a real man :) It is a genius and comic novelty gift at a reasonable price. I will probably buy it for her again sometime in the future.
R**.
Jokey present
This gave us a few giggles on Christmas day bought for a secret santa
M**Z
Ruined my marriage
I initially purchased this as a jokey birthday gift for my wife. She placed it into a container of water as per the instructions and I left for work. When I came home after my exhausting 12 hour shift at Homebase on the tills, my wife was in the bedroom with her new man making noises I haven’t heard in 12 years of marriage. The kids now resent me and prefer their new cool dad. DO NOT BUY. I’m typing this in the back of my Kia Soul which I have had to park in the works car park to sleep in. Refund needed.
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