Death Wish CoffeeValhalla Java Dark Roast Ground Coffee, 12 Oz, Bold & Intense Blend of Arabica Robusta Beans, USDA OrganicFair Trade CertifiedFair Trade CertifiedFair Trade Certified

I am a huge coffee person, but over the years, the acidity levels in most coffee don’t settle well with my stomach. Then i found deathwish coffee and it was game over they have lower acidity levels and i can tell. I have tried so many of the different flavors they have and i can tell you i will never have any other brand in my house again. ❤️

The strongest coffee I've ever had and also it doesn't taste like engine degreaser (although you probably could degrease an engine with this stuff lol). In fact it's one of the more dynamic coffees I've had with very earthy undertones and a generally smooth taste that doesn't hit you in the face, but let's you know it's there, plus just an absolute crap load of caffeine to get me moving in the morning!

While coffee is a taste-of-the-beholder thing, I'm a repeat customer...so I like it.

Absolutely love this coffee.

First off, I LOVE Deathwish coffee and it's almost all we drink but I would say this is the weakest out of all of their blends. Feel free to try it yourself but go for the blonde, dark, chocolate hazelnut, blueberry and almond blends first. This one is just not quite up to the par of those but still a great coffee!

Greetings, fellow caffeine enthusiasts! Today I'm here to talk to you about Deathwish coffee, more specifically, the Valhalla blend. Buckle up and prepare for a wild ride, I've had two cups of this coffee and I feel like I need to go to jail.Now, in case you didn't know, let's start with the basics. "Valhalla" is essentially viking heaven, and literally translates to "hall of the slain" in old norse. The smell of these bad boys is enough to make me feel like I could learn every norse language overnight. It's like a concentrated shot of pure energy sneaking up your nose and tap dancing on your olfactory receptors. One whiff, and you'll be convinced that you can smell colors and hear flavors. Don't be surprised if you find yourself in full viking garb at two in the morning—it's a common side effect.When it comes to taste balanced with caffeine content, these beans really do take it to the next level. Brace yourself for a flavor explosion that'll make fireworks jealous. The first sip hits your taste buds like a lightning strike, awakening every single nerve ending in your mouth. It's like a party where all the flavors are invited—chocolate, caramel, and a dash of extra zing that makes your taste buds sing. If you're looking for a coffee that slaps you awake like a caffeinated kangaroo, this is the way to go.Of course, we can't ignore the insane caffeine content. These beans pack a punch that could send a rocket ship to Neptune. With just one cup, you'll be ready to run a marathon, solve complex equations, and juggle flaming torches—all at the same time. However, it's essential to approach this level of caffeine with caution. Too much, and you might find yourself speaking at a million words per minute, inventing a new language, or challenging your neighbors to a coffee-fueled dance-off. Legend on the school bus has it that Jimmy down the street drank four cups and ran to Nebraska.The real fun begins when you share with your friends. Imagine a gathering where everyone is fueled by this ultra-caffeinated elixir. Conversations become a rapid-fire exchange of ideas, jokes, and nonsensical brilliance. It's like an episode of a caffeinated sitcom, where laughter is contagious and snorts become the soundtrack of the night. Just make sure to have a camera ready—you'll want to capture those priceless moments of pure caffeine-induced hilarity. Seriously, forget whatever methodology D.A.R.E. and Cocaine Anonymous use these days- this stuff alone is enough to convince me I never need another mind-altering substance.In conclusion, these are not just coffee beans—they're a passport to a legendary world of caffeinated adventure. From the electrifying packaging to the flavor explosion and the side-splitting effects, these beans are the ultimate catalyst for laughter. Grab a bag, gather your wittiest friends, and embark on a journey where every sip is a punchline waiting to happen. Remember, life is too short to drink ordinary coffee. Embrace the madness and let the laughter flow like a caffeine-powered river. For Valhalla!

Great coffee! Very flavorful.

Got kick and it’s fire!!!