Name: Simon & Schuster The Nothing to See Here Hotel
SKU: 253648776
Price: 6200.91 KGS
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Rating: 4.8 (5 reviews)

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Description

🏨 Step inside the quirkiest hotel in fantasy—where magic, mayhem, and laughter check in but never check out!

ENCHANTING 192 PAGE JOURNEY - Dive into a perfectly paced magical adventure that keeps readers hooked from start to finish.
TOP RANKED FANTASY FOR KIDS - Ranked #883 in Children’s Fantasy, this book is a must-have for young readers craving imaginative escapism.
CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED LOVED - Join the 540+ readers who rated this book an impressive 4.7 stars—proof that this story delivers on laughs and thrills.
PERFECT FOR MILLENNIAL PARENTS - A brilliantly funny, inventive read that’s ideal for sharing with your kids and bonding over magical mischief.
WHIMSICAL CHARACTERS HILARIOUS PLOT - Meet trolls, goblins, and a secretive goblin prince in a hotel where weird is the new normal—guaranteed to spark joy and giggles.

Simon & Schuster’s The Nothing to See Here Hotel is a 192-page paperback children’s fantasy book by Steven Butler, featuring whimsical creatures and a hilarious storyline. Highly rated with 4.7 stars from 540 reviews, it ranks in the top 1,300 children’s fantasy and adventure books, making it a standout choice for young readers and millennial parents seeking imaginative, laughter-filled stories.

Reviews

S**B

The Nothing To See Here Hotel

A great kids book. Allll kinds of interesting supernatural creatures inhabit the hotel and mayhem insues.

7.01.2020

M**P

Good book

My daughter(8+) absolutely loves this book! The quirky characters and hilarious situations kept her entertained from start to finish. Highly recommend for any child who enjoys imaginative stories

19.01.2025

J**L

I would recommend

My daughter loves this book.

3.05.2019

M**.

A magical adventure for everyone!

Join Frankie on a magical adventure which includes funny characters such as a very grumpy granny, a spoilt goblin and a cute soot dragon. Our class of year 3/4 children loved it and the funny voices that we could do for all of the wonderful characters. Once you read one, you will want to read them all!

23.10.2025

A**Y

Audiobook is amazing

This was so funny, if you enjoy novels by Cressida Cowell and David Walliams then I highly recommend this book and series. The hotel is filled with fun and enjoyable characters and full of non-stop adventure. I loved the granny, she was one of favourite characters and the goblin prince is a huge brat. The artwork is inventive and fits perfectly with this book. Will be carrying on with book 2 soon.

10.09.2019

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