XESSO WHITE CREAMY LUBE

I use this ALL THE TIIIME! I do find it works well with a little water/saliva and you’ll get an even better slip - but that being said I just love this stuff in general. Great on toys, skin, silky smooth, and LOOKS awesome for photos/videos.

I will try to keep my review of this product both scientific and non-juvenile, of which only one I will likely succeed in. Overall, I'd have to say it basically does what its intended purpose is to do in facilitating a more comfortable and enjoyable meshing of two separate materials that can sometimes be susceptible to unaided friction. The overall consistency is smooth and not too sticky; however, it does tend to sometimes clump on one's fingers in little stringy wads (sorry). Perhaps the only drawback is in its lasting ability, in that while it has a slighter better edge on other water-based products like good ole KY Jelly, it is still made primary of H2O and thus unlike silicone lubes, will require frequent re-applications depending on the length of said meshings. It also comes in a generous enough size that may last awhile depending on the meshing frequencies. The fact the bottle I purchased almost a year ago is still half full is not lost on me. While my sense of smell is not the strongest (always an advantage when one has to sometimes take public transit or have co-workers with an affinity for Taco Bell) the product only has a faint scent similar to a mild dish detergent and not remotely of bleach or pineapples. As for flavor...why is this even a ratings choice? Seriously. Suffice is to say, it would be a safe bet...also not pineapples. As far as appearance or resembling the "real thing", I'd have to say it's fairly passable, although I'd likely have to consult someone more knowledgeable, who may or not be the wife and who also may or may not have just shook her head and walked out of the room when I did. It seems fairly hypoallergenic and it caused no irritation, so it should be safe on most skin types as well as the more delicate membranes of the various nooks & crannies it may be used for. Though if it is anything like the substance it is made to resemble, it's probably not a good idea to get it in anyone's eye (she still hasn't let me forget that one). All this is an attractive, spunky (sorry again) looking bottle with an easy flip top cap that as noted earlier, is still partly full. Sigh... It should be noted that my scientific evaluation is based upon using the product on two separate parts from two different subjects. I am quite confident the product would also offer superior friction reduction when the two separate parts belong to the same subject, but since I am in the category of the 2% of men who lie about regularly doing such experiments, I can't confirm firsthand (or any hand for that matter). Overall, a fairly good product and I recommend it for a smoother transition and to avoid potentially damaging epidermal burns that sometimes accompany overenthusiasm and a Y chromosomal failure to sometimes initiate a gender-oppositional pre-heat cycle. Definitely worth the money...ah, shot (triple sorry). Updated Addendum 11/1/23: After evaluating the product even more since originally reviewing it, I have decided to upgrade my rating to five stars. I feel it likely deserved the full rating all along, but perhaps it is just my reluctance to fully commit to anything that prevented it and in order to give total accolades, a product usually has to really knock my socks off (side note: don't wear just socks while using this product, that just seems tacky).

1. It smells and tastes exactly like Strawberry BubbleYum chewing gum. I've used other flavored lubes and found that this product is not too sweet, has zero bitterness, and no after-flavor. I used it with an HJ-BJ today for the firzt time and the only words that he was able to say were "oh", "my", "god", "wow", and a couple of expletives. My usual thing is to rely on saliva, and a bottle of water on the nightstand. He's said he had no complaints before, but that this stuff elevated the experience all the way to the moon and back. Silky smooth consistency. Looks like the "real thing". 3. Like ALL water-based lubes, at some point it's going to start feeling sticky. That is just a fact. Water evaporates. So when you're thinking "more lube!", DO NOT ADD MORE LUBE. A bit of saliva or a spritz of plain water (from an atomizer or trigger-style spray bottle set to "mist") is the first thing you want to do. What this does is re-activate the lube by replacing the water that naturally has evaporated due to exposure to air. Adding more lube without adding water is going to get even stickier. It's just science. 4. Clean-up afterward is easy with wet-wipes (I prefer Amazon Basics' Fragrance Free Flushable Wipes). 5. I initially bought this to use with a "squirting d1ld0". I mixed the lube with 1 part water, to 3 parts lube to ensure that nothing got clogged up. 6. This stuff is great. I'm done with the clear gel type.

It is great for sex but has a little sticky feel afterwards.

I always say this when I write reviews on just simply amazing products- imma try to keep this short. This is my absolute favorite lube on Amazon. I’d call myself an xl soloist. This lube fits all I need it to & more, it’s slick, lasts long, the texture is great. My discretions are that I guess in a way it’s not all that realistic. But I don’t think there’s any commercial lube that is super close to the real thing- but all loads are different. On top of that- … I don’t care 🤫 on a few occasions I’ve mixed a bit with water to make it last a little longer & I like the feel depending on the day. Also if you leave it in your toys & don’t use them it’ll get sticky. Which I personally like. & you can easily reactivate it with any fluid. My only regret with it is that I didn’t get a 32 oz but that’s all for now. I HIGHLY recommend. (XESSO please send me a free gallon or two 🙏🏽)

Greates lube ever for anal. looks like cum, lets her strap slide in with such ease. This stuff is just amazing. Grat water basse and super easy to clean up. does not stain anyting. Good product at a good price point.

This stuff looks and feels like the real deal. I use it on my toy and it helps glide it in comfortable. Nice sticky feel which I like and is like real deal. Highly Recommended. Update: Got another bottle today 6 Oct 26 of this wonderful stuff.

Product is great, but this bottles pump doesn't work. Which really sux, pretty much the whole reason I bought this size.

Okay I've bought both flavoured and unflavoured cum lube so you don't have to. First, the consistency and look are spot on, and even mixes with saliva right like the real thing (don't ask how I know). As a lube, it lubricates well and I think a suggestion here about using saliva to rewet it was a good idea, but overall it doesnt just dry out mid use or anything. Now, for the flavours: 'Unflavoured' isn't exactly non-flavoured, though it is "neutral" in that it's....how the substance tastes. It doesn't taste good, but it also isn't bad enough to want to spit it out or gag, it's just.....well it's kinda like cum in that respect. I guess in that sense that's a win, as it does stay familiar. I wouldn't want to eat it, but swallowing won't hurt you. Strawberry is like how others described, a cotton candy type effect and it's actually really good. Like, maybe an erotic bakery could use this as icing? Anyway, this would be a great product for anyone who is averse to going down on certain regions (I won't name, since it applies to all 3) as everything will taste like candy and be extremely slick and lickable. As an oral minded lube, this is great....if you're not using it for oral and just the fragrance, I guess you could but....it may be stickier than the unflavoured (I haven't compared). All in all a great product line. Not thrilled with the price, but it is what it is.

Lo compre por qué se veía demasiado real y definitivamente no decepciona La consistencia es identica a la del real jejeje Me encanta que con solo un poco puedes tener un rato de una buena resbaladiza diversión Además de que tarda en secar, lo que hace que con muy poco tengas un buen rato En cuanto a olor, no es desagradable, y lamentablemente, el sabor no es el mismo que el real 😔 Entonces, si quieres un lubricante que sea travieso, haga un buen trabajo y te haga pasar un buen rato, está es una excelente opción

Buena consistencia, y no se seca rápido

Consistency is great and doesn't stain

I love it, I originally bought the size up but had the problem of the pump not locking, so I went with this size instead. No issues, it lasts quite long, feels good, the texture is amazing and it works great with squirting toys.