XESSO Water-Based Creamy Lube, Unscented, 8.3 Fl Oz

The was a smashing success for an aging couple. Much better than the standard choices of KY & Astroglide we have used. Wife loved the consistency and resemblance to a man’s ejaculate & the strawberry hint of flavor was just perfect. Residual lube was quite enjoyable during oral interludes, unlike the other brands that I find to be distasteful if left on during oral. The only downside is we liked it so much, we used up 2oz of it on our first try. 😆 (granted it was a bit of a marathon, partially thanks to your product) We will be buying more. 👍🏻👍🏻

1. It smells and tastes exactly like Strawberry BubbleYum chewing gum. I've used other flavored lubes and found that this product is not too sweet, has zero bitterness, and no after-flavor. I used it with an HJ-BJ today for the firzt time and the only words that he was able to say were "oh", "my", "god", "wow", and a couple of expletives. My usual thing is to rely on saliva, and a bottle of water on the nightstand. He's said he had no complaints before, but that this stuff elevated the experience all the way to the moon and back. Silky smooth consistency. Looks like the "real thing". 3. Like ALL water-based lubes, at some point it's going to start feeling sticky. That is just a fact. Water evaporates. So when you're thinking "more lube!", DO NOT ADD MORE LUBE. A bit of saliva or a spritz of plain water (from an atomizer or trigger-style spray bottle set to "mist") is the first thing you want to do. What this does is re-activate the lube by replacing the water that naturally has evaporated due to exposure to air. Adding more lube without adding water is going to get even stickier. It's just science. 4. Clean-up afterward is easy with wet-wipes (I prefer Amazon Basics' Fragrance Free Flushable Wipes). 5. I initially bought this to use with a "squirting d1ld0". I mixed the lube with 1 part water, to 3 parts lube to ensure that nothing got clogged up. 6. This stuff is great. I'm done with the clear gel type.

I will try to keep my review of this product both scientific and non-juvenile, of which only one I will likely succeed in. Overall, I'd have to say it basically does what its intended purpose is to do in facilitating a more comfortable and enjoyable meshing of two separate materials that can sometimes be susceptible to unaided friction. The overall consistency is smooth and not too sticky; however, it does tend to sometimes clump on one's fingers in little stringy wads (sorry). Perhaps the only drawback is in its lasting ability, in that while it has a slighter better edge on other water-based products like good ole KY Jelly, it is still made primary of H2O and thus unlike silicone lubes, will require frequent re-applications depending on the length of said meshings. It also comes in a generous enough size that may last awhile depending on the meshing frequencies. The fact the bottle I purchased almost a year ago is still half full is not lost on me. While my sense of smell is not the strongest (always an advantage when one has to sometimes take public transit or have co-workers with an affinity for Taco Bell) the product only has a faint scent similar to a mild dish detergent and not remotely of bleach or pineapples. As for flavor...why is this even a ratings choice? Seriously. Suffice is to say, it would be a safe bet...also not pineapples. As far as appearance or resembling the "real thing", I'd have to say it's fairly passable, although I'd likely have to consult someone more knowledgeable, who may or not be the wife and who also may or may not have just shook her head and walked out of the room when I did. It seems fairly hypoallergenic and it caused no irritation, so it should be safe on most skin types as well as the more delicate membranes of the various nooks & crannies it may be used for. Though if it is anything like the substance it is made to resemble, it's probably not a good idea to get it in anyone's eye (she still hasn't let me forget that one). All this is an attractive, spunky (sorry again) looking bottle with an easy flip top cap that as noted earlier, is still partly full. Sigh... It should be noted that my scientific evaluation is based upon using the product on two separate parts from two different subjects. I am quite confident the product would also offer superior friction reduction when the two separate parts belong to the same subject, but since I am in the category of the 2% of men who lie about regularly doing such experiments, I can't confirm firsthand (or any hand for that matter). Overall, a fairly good product and I recommend it for a smoother transition and to avoid potentially damaging epidermal burns that sometimes accompany overenthusiasm and a Y chromosomal failure to sometimes initiate a gender-oppositional pre-heat cycle. Definitely worth the money...ah, shot (triple sorry). Updated Addendum 11/1/23: After evaluating the product even more since originally reviewing it, I have decided to upgrade my rating to five stars. I feel it likely deserved the full rating all along, but perhaps it is just my reluctance to fully commit to anything that prevented it and in order to give total accolades, a product usually has to really knock my socks off (side note: don't wear just socks while using this product, that just seems tacky).

Overall, pretty fun, thick consistency and very slippery. Similar texture as the real thing which is great, while visually it’s a bit more like glue. I think the thickness definitely helps a little to go a long way. Visually it’s a bit of a treat to use for play time as it retains some whiteness throughout. A partner didn’t realize I used this lube at first which created a second of panic that the condom broke haha. Like all water based you definitely need to reapply to keep the party moving. Only gripe which is partially my fault is I got the 16 oz which is pretty big. Not a fan of the pump as it really needs to be stored upright. If I get this product again, I will get the smallest size purely for the fun visual it provides. In order to safely store it in a drawer you need to pump it down and twist to lock which wastes product. I wish the store would switch the pumps out to a twist lock system similar to Swiss Army. Overall the product is solid, while being a bit gimmicky.

Very good stuff not sticky and last long

Can get enough of this stuff on on coming out pouring out, it’s amazing going to order a huge bottle soon

I do like their line of lubes, but they are expensive. One of my bottles had a sticker on it to get a free lube shooter. I misunderstood that little bit of a gimmick after you make another purchase they’ll give it to you. It’s a little mind-boggling when you read through all their stuff they just use all your information sell it do whatever there’s absolutely no privacy with the company you can’t opt out of enough things. I thought it was very invasive as I read it and very disappointing you can’t just buy a product and be left alone. And then they advertise you can buy bigger bottles and save some money but when you look at that there’s none available and all they have are cases for hundreds of dollars I mean really

It's hard to beat this stuff and we've tried. It's not going to quite as long as a Grease like boy butter or a premium silicone like ID, Pjur wunderlube or Swiss Navy. So it will last much longer than any other water based we've yet to try from any brand including those mentioned and three or four times that many other brands that aren't worth mentioning and a boot it's a lot easier to clean up and doesn't leave you sticky greasy gross wanting to immediately hop into a shower and scrub yourself with a copper Brillo pad a gallon of bleach and some industrial grease cutter lube is awful this stuff is a lot less awful than the majority of it in fact this stuff is pretty great as long as you don't get overboard with it it actually leaves your skin kind of soft like a lotion it can pretty much be wiped off with a rag it also has a nice silky smooth texture while being you used that feels well not quite natural really natural for an artificial lubricant. It has a really nice thickness for a water-based lubricant though it could be a little thicker and run a little less in a perfect world. I know this is made in marketed as a loop for kinky K9 play in squirting dildos but me and mine reach for it more often than any other lube we have and I think at this moment we have something like 26 or 27 different brands and styles water silicone grease coconut oil hybrid mixes of each and every one and yet we reach for this one the most. The only downside the pump leaks like crazy unless you pump it out and pause on the downstroke screw it down it will continue to leak and leave a puddle at the base of it which gets really messy especially for one you don't want to seal up and tuck away and want to keep on hand. All that said we will continue to buy it and the biggest bottles they sell though I do recommend buying more than you need more than you think you'll ever need and more than you could want before it goes bad because it sells out a lot which is heartbreaking

This is literally the best all around lube I have found and I have tried many. My partner also agrees it is the best. It tastes great for starters. It’s not sticky. The lubrication gets better instead of worse over time. You can use it to take some ‘creative’ photos too. Hoping for more flavours in the future.

Si te gusta kinky lo vas a amar porque parece real, y funciona muy bien con juguetes. Con poco producto es suficiente y hasta ahora sin tener que re-aplicar demasiado. No es pegajoso ni se seca muy rápido. Una excelente opción al lub de silicón si no quieres dañar tus juguetes de silicón.

Real como semen, lubrica muy bien, no es grasodo ni pegajoso

Was very good and tasty

Consistency is great and doesn't stain