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product_id: 773825591
title: "Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)"
brand: "miss fortunes"
price: "12144 som"
currency: KGS
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.kg/products/773825591-funny-fortune-cookies-the-sassy-dozen-let-your-twisted-sense
store_origin: KG
region: Kyrgyzstan
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# 100% vegan ingredients 12 unique cookies 12 original, no-repeat jokes Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)

**Brand:** miss fortunes
**Price:** 12144 som
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🍪 Crack open a cookie, unleash the sass—fortune’s never been this funny!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) by miss fortunes
- **How much does it cost?** 12144 som with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- miss fortunes enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Locally Proud:** Proudly baked in Indianapolis, the fortune cookie capital, supporting local craftsmanship and quality.
- • **Sassy & Sweet:** Each cookie delivers a perfectly baked sweet crunch paired with hilariously salty fortunes that break the mold of traditional predictions.
- • **No Repeat Laughs:** Enjoy a dozen completely original, professionally written jokes—guaranteed no repeats to keep the fun fresh every time.
- • **Safe for All Ages:** Twisted humor without the dirty talk, making it the perfect gift or party favor for any crowd.
- • **Vegan & Inclusive:** Crafted with 100% plant-based ingredients, these cookies are safe and delicious for all ages and dietary preferences.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes delivers a box of 12 individually wrapped, 100% vegan fortune cookies featuring professionally written, original, and irreverently funny fortunes. Made in Indianapolis, these cookies combine sweet crunch with salty humor, safe for all ages and guaranteed to spark laughter without repeats.

## Description

Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)

## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
- SAFE FOR ALL AGES: All the gloomy fun of our other Miss Fortunes, but without all the dirty talk.
- NO REPEAT JOKES: 12 original jokes in every bag. Guaranteed!
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- PROUDLY MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Product Dimensions | 10.8 x 6.35 x 25.4 cm; 110.56 g |
| Additives | Vegan |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Units | 3.9 Grams |
| Brand | Miss fortunes |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Format | Fortune Cookie |
| Age Range Description | All Ages |
| Special Feature | Vegan |
| Package Information | Pouch |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |

## Product Details

- **Occasion:** Birthday, Christmas, Hanukkah, New Year
- **Flavour:** Vanilla
- **Diet type:** Vegan
- **Number of Items:** 12
- **Unit count:** 3.9 Grams

## Images

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## Available Options

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*Product available on Desertcart Kyrgyzstan*
*Store origin: KG*
*Last updated: 2026-02-25*