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product_id: 410025375
title: "The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "1863 som"
currency: KGS
in_stock: false
url: https://www.desertcart.kg/products/410025375-the-unlucky-dozen-for-those-finger-d-by-fate
store_origin: KG
region: Kyrgyzstan
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# 100% Vegan Ingredients Professionally Written Comedy Fortunes 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** 1863 som
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Summary

> 🥠 Crack open your next party with a twist of misfortune and a whole lot of laughs!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** 1863 som with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
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## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
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## Key Features

- • **Vegan & Guilt-Free:** Indulge in sweet vanilla cookies made entirely plant-based.
- • **Perfect Party Starter:** Kick off St. Patrick’s Day or any gathering with racy, conversation-sparking messages.
- • **Outrageously Funny Fortunes:** Forget luck—get laughs with every crispy bite.
- • **Individually Wrapped for Freshness:** Hygienic, portable, and perfect for sharing without the mess.
- • **Crafted in the Fortune Cookie Capital:** Authentic quality baked in Indianapolis, USA.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies deliver a box of 12 vegan, vanilla-flavored, individually wrapped green fortune cookies featuring professionally written, irreverent fortunes designed to spark laughter and lively conversation. Perfect for parties and gifts, these cookies are crafted in Indianapolis and rated highly for taste and humor.

## Description

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## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
- A GREAT ST. PATRICK'S PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with racy messages that will provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.
- MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B09SP8CZDB |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #28,504 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #8 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Unlucky Dozen |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Country as Labeled | United States |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 out of 5 stars 455 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 9.75 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Cookies, Individually_wrapped |
| Item Form | Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 5 ounces |
| Item Weight | 3.9 ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 12 |
| Number of Pieces | 12 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Gift, Graduation, Party |
| Package Size Name | The Unlucky Dozen |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides hilarious entertainment for gatherings |
| Set Name | 1 |
| Size | 0.33 Ounce (Pack of 12) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| UPC | 658238851415 |
| Unit Count | 3.9 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 12
- **Occasion:** April Fool's Day, Birthday, Gift, St. Patrick's Day
- **Unit Count:** 3.9 Ounce

## Images

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## Available Options

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*Product available on Desertcart Kyrgyzstan*
*Store origin: KG*
*Last updated: 2026-09-24*