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product_id: 270982444
title: "Suck UK UK Pen Holder Dead Fred Desk Organiser Office Desk Gifts Desk Tidy & Desk Accessories Office Accessories Pencil Holder For Home Office Desk Novelty Stationary Supplies & Funny Gifts"
brand: "suck uk"
price: "3413 som"
currency: KGS
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.kg/products/270982444-suck-uk-uk-pen-holder-dead-fred-desk-organiser-office
store_origin: KG
region: Kyrgyzstan
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# Lightweight 51.7 g design Compact 13x6.5x2.44 cm size Polished, antibacterial finish Suck UK UK Pen Holder Dead Fred Desk Organiser Office Desk Gifts Desk Tidy & Desk Accessories Office Accessories Pencil Holder For Home Office Desk Novelty Stationary Supplies & Funny Gifts

**Brand:** suck uk
**Price:** 3413 som
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🖋️ Stab stress, not your career—Dead Fred keeps your desk tidy and your mood sharp!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Suck UK UK Pen Holder Dead Fred Desk Organiser Office Desk Gifts Desk Tidy & Desk Accessories Office Accessories Pencil Holder For Home Office Desk Novelty Stationary Supplies & Funny Gifts by suck uk
- **How much does it cost?** 3413 som with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- suck uk enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted suck uk brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Compact & Lightweight:** Sleek 13x6.5x2.44 cm size and just 51.7 g—perfect for any desk without clutter.
- • **No Assembly, No Batteries:** Ready to use out of the box—just stab and organize!
- • **Stress-Busting Desk Buddy:** Plunge your pen into Dead Fred’s heart and instantly relieve workday tension.
- • **Hygienic Workspace Upgrade:** Polished antibacterial finish keeps your pen holder clean and stylish.
- • **Conversation Starter & Mood Lifter:** Add a quirky, fun vibe to your office or home workspace that sparks smiles and breaks the ice.

## Overview

The Dead Fred Pen Holder is a compact, lightweight desk organizer designed to add humor and stress relief to your workspace. Measuring 13 x 6.5 x 2.44 cm and weighing just 51.7 grams, it features a polished antibacterial finish for hygiene and style. No assembly or batteries required, this novelty pen holder doubles as a fun conversation piece and practical desk accessory for home or office.

## Description

Suck UK UK Pen Holder Dead Fred Desk Organiser Office Desk Gifts Desk Tidy & Desk Accessories Office Accessories Pencil Holder For Home Office Desk Novelty Stationary Supplies & Funny Gifts

## Features

- Dead Fred Pen Holder is a humorous desk tidy for the home or office. Having a rough day at work? Relieve some stress & plunge your pen into Fred's heart. Feel better & keep your desk tidy in one go
- Liven up your workplace. Desk accessories & workspace organizers needn't be dull! This is a fun piece of room decor that not only looks good, but is also great for home office organization
- Dead Fred is one of those weird gifts that you definitely need on your desk. Ever want to stab your boss? Thought so. This fun pen organizer lets you stab Fred instead! Now you wont get fired!
- Dead Fred is a great dorm room gift too! Fun frats need fun desk accessories and this is a 'killer' choice! If you like weird gifts, you'll love Dead Fred. Turn your college into a crime scene!
- This sassy pen holder for desk is sure to raise a smile. A great item of man cave decor - home office accessories like this are a great choice of wicked office desk decor and ideal office gadgets.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Product Dimensions | 13 x 6.5 x 2.44 cm; 51.71 g |
| Item Weight | 0.11 Pounds |
| Specific uses | Stationery |
| Display maximum weight recommendation | 3 Ounces |
| Antibacterial treatment | Plunge |
| Finish types | Polished |
| Is assembly required | No |
| Batteries required | No |
| Included components | Pencil holder |
| Import designation | Imported |

## Product Details

- **Specific uses for product:** Stationery
- **Material:** Silicone
- **Special features:** Portable
- **Colour:** Red
- **Brand:** SUCK UK
- **Finish type:** Polished
- **Mounting type:** Tabletop Mount
- **Product dimensions:** 6.5D x 13W x 2.4H centimeters
- **Item weight:** 0.11 Pounds
- **Number of compartments:** 1

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## Available Options

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*Product available on Desertcart Kyrgyzstan*
*Store origin: KG*
*Last updated: 2026-01-28*