--- product_id: 21413717 title: "NOOKY MASSAGE OIL16oz" brand: "nooky" price: "6478 som" currency: KGS in_stock: true reviews_count: 7 category: "Nooky" url: https://www.desertcart.kg/products/21413717-nooky-massage-oil16oz store_origin: KG region: Kyrgyzstan --- # subtle geranium & vanilla scent 100% natural & organic oils fast-absorbing, non-greasy formula NOOKY MASSAGE OIL16oz **Brand:** nooky **Price:** 6478 som **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🌿 Elevate your touch with nature’s silky secret. ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** NOOKY MASSAGE OIL16oz by nooky - **How much does it cost?** 6478 som with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.kg](https://www.desertcart.kg/products/21413717-nooky-massage-oil16oz) ## Best For - nooky enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted nooky brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Aromatic Ambiance:** Light, natural geranium and vanilla fragrance creates a calming, intimate atmosphere without overpowering. - • **Generous 16oz Size:** Ample volume to keep your massage sessions going longer—because relaxation shouldn’t be rushed. - • **Effortless Absorption:** Non-greasy, quick-absorbing formula leaves no oily residue—perfect for seamless massage flow. - • **Silky Smooth Hydration:** Deeply nourishes skin with premium sweet almond and macadamia oils for a touchably soft feel. - • **Trusted Quality & Safety:** Crafted with natural, organic ingredients and allergen-aware formulation for peace of mind. ## Overview Nooky Massage Oil blends premium natural ingredients like sweet almond, macadamia nut, and wheat germ oils into a fast-absorbing, non-greasy formula. Lightly scented with geranium and vanilla, it hydrates skin deeply while creating a subtle aromatic experience ideal for couples and professionals seeking a luxurious massage oil. Packaged in a generous 16-ounce bottle, it’s designed for extended use with trusted natural quality. ## Description Buy Nooky Massage Oil with Premium Natural Ingredients. Relaxing Essential and Sweet Almond Oils for Massaging 16 Ounces on desertcart.com ✓ FREE SHIPPING on qualified orders Review: How to become the next high-tech super-rich billionaire-star with Nooky massage oil - How to become the next high-tech super-rich billionaire-star, and by using only clear or frosted flexible tubing, a round plastic snow sled, a permanent marker, and JUST ONE BOTTLE OF Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients! Ever wonder how you can become the next pop-culture billionaire with your own corporation to outshine SpaceX, desertcart, Tesla, Virgin (hehe) Galactic, Facebook and Google! Well, all you need is the invention of the future and with those few items listed above, most importantly your newly received order with one bottle of Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients, you have the next great leap in technology for getting people and goods into space... easy as pie ... Lickity Split (no puns intended, of course)... You doubt this fascinating idea? Nay, not one more negativity-burdened thought do you ever again have to think because WHAT YOU LEARN BELOW WILL MAKE YOU THE TECH-GURU STAR FOR GENERATIONS TO COME !! SIMPLE STEPS TO FAME & FORTUNE: 1) Open your newly delivered box of Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients 2) Verify that the size of clear or frosted flexible tubing you have selected is large enough to comfortably but almost snugly allow the round plastic snow sled to pass through while still forming an air-tight seal around the sleds sides. 3) Invite your best friend, preferably your best friend with benefits, who you can share in the delight of future stardom beside and who will look back at you with star struck eyes, - invite them over ASAP. Once your friend arrives, ask the person to step onto the snow sled and ensure that the fit is comfortable. Ask your friend to step aside momentarily, letting the person know that shortly amazing things will happen to them! Wonderful things! 4) Now fasten one end of the tubing to the ground, carefully carve a door (not all the way through) so that the door in tubing can still be closed and sealed. Now place the sled into the bottom of the tube inside the door. 5) YOU ARE ALMOST DONE! Now, step into the tubing and spread a thin layer of your Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients throughout the entire inside of the tubing. Do not fear running out because your Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients coats so well, and so smoothly, that no matter the length of tubing you have chosen to use, the silky, slick, smooth oil will coat the inside of the tube, still be able to make the perfect air-tight seal against the sides of the round snow sled which, YOU NOW START TO SEE, is going to become a FRICTION FREE METHOD FOR TRANSPORTING ANYONE OR ANYTHING YOU PLACE ATOP THE SLED ALONG THE LENGTH of the tube — and this smooth, silky delivery system that you have created will require no more energy to move through than the slightest touch of your fingers (ironically, using your Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients for its silky feel at the touch of your fingers is why you selected the purchase in the first place - and now it’s doing so much more, future billionaire!). When you have finished coating the inside of your flexible tubing /transportation revolution, prepare to hand the remaining 3/4 of the bottle of Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients to your friend. Take a moment to realize the miraculously tiny amount that you had to use and how phenomenally far went! 6) Hand the bottle of Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients to your friend who, you will realize, has eyes glazed with awe as they gleam back at you as if they are looking upon a God! Perfect chance to make a side plan to carry out shortly... as the bottle leaves your hand, lean closely in on your friend then with an airy whisper and warm breath on your friend’s ear, say only these words, “FOR LATER...”. Then turn away, with a slight sly smile as you finish the space transportation port not of tomorrow but of JUST MINUTES FROM NOW!! 7) Take one moment to write (in big bold letters) to write the name of your new corporation on the top/human-cargo carrying side of the round snow sled and on the underside write the name of your first totally tubular transport vehicle: “The Mano and Mano” as big as possible so that as it slides gloriously through the tube, slipping the surly bonds of Earth, the world will read and see the miracle you’ve made!! Replace the sled into the tube, ready to launch through with just the tiniest of finger taps along the Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients coated transport tube. AND FINALLY.... 8 [LAST STEP!]) holding the unattached end of the flexible tubing, just fling it in its entirety into space or, if you prefer, toward a more terrestrial destination, making sure the tubing is fully extended and at least somewhat taught allowing for the most direct and, of course, smooth ride for your passengers and other materials that will travel inside the tube, atop the round snow sled, in a frictionless and sweet smelling (as all Nooky is) path toward the other end. Now you have the FASTEST and least expensive and easiest method getting people, cargo, satellites - who knows what all - into space and back... the world is your oyster, future billionaire! Now go, squirt a little of that Nooky all over your friend and ask the same in return... heck, maybe you can even give each other a massage.... or who knows... the world is your oyster, future billionaire! Congratulations and enjoy! (And don’t forget to try all of the scents available with Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients - all sweet, all smooth, all filled with comfort, relaxation, and silky smooth desire!) WARNING: Please ensure that once the tubing has been extended and the vehicle put into place that no person accidentally is placed atop it at this point! Remember, there is currently nothing at the other end. Neither this guide nor its writers or inspirations can be held responsible, legally morally or otherwise, for any friends unfortuitously flung into the far reaches of space. Review: This is by far the best massage oil I have used - So here is a review by a man, for the men out there. This is by far the best massage oil I have used. It is not overly oily but gives you enough slickness to give a great massage. You can pump extra for those areas that deserve more attention and not worry about over doing it. If you kiss areas that have the oil on then you don't really notice any taste (which is good). The massage oil also acts as a pretty good lubricant. The smell is not over powering. It smells like massage oil. My wife said it's not bad but she doesn't love it. I highly recommend this oil! ## Features - Hydrate your skin with our Nooky Geranium body massage oil. - Enjoy a massage oil that is easily absorbed, to ensure no oily or greasy residue remains. - A light, aromatic flowery Geranium fragrance that won't overpower your senses, making Nooky ideal for couples wanting to add massages to their repertoire ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B00TEHQ5VI | | ASIN | B00TEHQ5VI | | Additional Features | Lightly scented with Vanilla | | Allergen Information | Almonds | | Best Sellers Rank | #128,635 in Health & Household ( See Top 100 in Health & Household ) #434 in Massage Oils | | Brand Name | NOOKY | | Customer Reviews | 4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars (1,176) | | Date First Available | February 8, 2016 | | Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No | | Item Form | Liquid | | Item Volume | 473 Milliliters | | Item model number | 5000000 | | Manufacturer | Nooky | | Manufacturer | Nooky | | Manufacturer Part Number | 5000000 | | Material Features | Natural, Organic | | Model Number | 5000000 | | Number of Items | 1 | | Product Dimensions | 3 x 3 x 6.3 inches; 1.1 Pounds | | Scent Name | Vanilla, Geranium | | Special Ingredients | Sweet Almond Oil, Macadamia Nut Oil, Wheat Germ Oil | | UPC | 784672283892 767644790314 | | Unit Count | 16 Fluid Ounces | ## Product Details - **Allergen Information:** Almonds - **Brand:** NOOKY - **Item Form:** Liquid - **Material Feature:** Natural, Organic - **Scent:** Vanilla, Geranium ## Images ![NOOKY MASSAGE OIL16oz - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61qEcm9m66L.jpg) ## Available Options This product comes in different **Size** options. ## Questions & Answers **Q: will this oil stain sheets?** A: This oil will absolutely stain your sheets. Forever. I love it and buy it all the time but dang… it has absolutely trashed all my bedding. **Q: How come when i try to click on the link to nooky 32oz lube on the 16 oz page i’m redirected to chicken jerkey? i’d really like to buy the 32 oz :)** A: You would be better off buying the chicken jerky because the massage oil smells like bug spray and when I purchased you could not return. **Q: What are the ingredients? Some people are allergic to some oils...** A: Hi Jeffery, thanks for your question our Nooky massage oil contains Sweet Almond Oil, Macadamia Nut Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Orange Peel Oil, Citronella Oil, Geraniol, Citronellol, & Linalool. Regards the Nooky Team **Q: Does it taste bad like if you were giving a rub down and decided to lick some areas and go some in your mouth** A: Hi Krazy&Retta,We don't recommend you get our Nooky Massage Oil in the mouth, however as long as you're not drinking it like a cocktail, you should be alright to engage in a little lick here and there.Enjoy!Krystal @ Nooky xx ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ How to become the next high-tech super-rich billionaire-star with Nooky massage oil *by B***S on December 13, 2017* How to become the next high-tech super-rich billionaire-star, and by using only clear or frosted flexible tubing, a round plastic snow sled, a permanent marker, and JUST ONE BOTTLE OF Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients! Ever wonder how you can become the next pop-culture billionaire with your own corporation to outshine SpaceX, Amazon, Tesla, Virgin (hehe) Galactic, Facebook and Google! Well, all you need is the invention of the future and with those few items listed above, most importantly your newly received order with one bottle of Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients, you have the next great leap in technology for getting people and goods into space... easy as pie ... Lickity Split (no puns intended, of course)... You doubt this fascinating idea? Nay, not one more negativity-burdened thought do you ever again have to think because WHAT YOU LEARN BELOW WILL MAKE YOU THE TECH-GURU STAR FOR GENERATIONS TO COME !! SIMPLE STEPS TO FAME & FORTUNE: 1) Open your newly delivered box of Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients 2) Verify that the size of clear or frosted flexible tubing you have selected is large enough to comfortably but almost snugly allow the round plastic snow sled to pass through while still forming an air-tight seal around the sleds sides. 3) Invite your best friend, preferably your best friend with benefits, who you can share in the delight of future stardom beside and who will look back at you with star struck eyes, - invite them over ASAP. Once your friend arrives, ask the person to step onto the snow sled and ensure that the fit is comfortable. Ask your friend to step aside momentarily, letting the person know that shortly amazing things will happen to them! Wonderful things! 4) Now fasten one end of the tubing to the ground, carefully carve a door (not all the way through) so that the door in tubing can still be closed and sealed. Now place the sled into the bottom of the tube inside the door. 5) YOU ARE ALMOST DONE! Now, step into the tubing and spread a thin layer of your Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients throughout the entire inside of the tubing. Do not fear running out because your Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients coats so well, and so smoothly, that no matter the length of tubing you have chosen to use, the silky, slick, smooth oil will coat the inside of the tube, still be able to make the perfect air-tight seal against the sides of the round snow sled which, YOU NOW START TO SEE, is going to become a FRICTION FREE METHOD FOR TRANSPORTING ANYONE OR ANYTHING YOU PLACE ATOP THE SLED ALONG THE LENGTH of the tube — and this smooth, silky delivery system that you have created will require no more energy to move through than the slightest touch of your fingers (ironically, using your Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients for its silky feel at the touch of your fingers is why you selected the purchase in the first place - and now it’s doing so much more, future billionaire!). When you have finished coating the inside of your flexible tubing /transportation revolution, prepare to hand the remaining 3/4 of the bottle of Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients to your friend. Take a moment to realize the miraculously tiny amount that you had to use and how phenomenally far went! 6) Hand the bottle of Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients to your friend who, you will realize, has eyes glazed with awe as they gleam back at you as if they are looking upon a God! Perfect chance to make a side plan to carry out shortly... as the bottle leaves your hand, lean closely in on your friend then with an airy whisper and warm breath on your friend’s ear, say only these words, “FOR LATER...”. Then turn away, with a slight sly smile as you finish the space transportation port not of tomorrow but of JUST MINUTES FROM NOW!! 7) Take one moment to write (in big bold letters) to write the name of your new corporation on the top/human-cargo carrying side of the round snow sled and on the underside write the name of your first totally tubular transport vehicle: “The Mano and Mano” as big as possible so that as it slides gloriously through the tube, slipping the surly bonds of Earth, the world will read and see the miracle you’ve made!! Replace the sled into the tube, ready to launch through with just the tiniest of finger taps along the Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients coated transport tube. AND FINALLY.... 8 [LAST STEP!]) holding the unattached end of the flexible tubing, just fling it in its entirety into space or, if you prefer, toward a more terrestrial destination, making sure the tubing is fully extended and at least somewhat taught allowing for the most direct and, of course, smooth ride for your passengers and other materials that will travel inside the tube, atop the round snow sled, in a frictionless and sweet smelling (as all Nooky is) path toward the other end. Now you have the FASTEST and least expensive and easiest method getting people, cargo, satellites - who knows what all - into space and back... the world is your oyster, future billionaire! Now go, squirt a little of that Nooky all over your friend and ask the same in return... heck, maybe you can even give each other a massage.... or who knows... the world is your oyster, future billionaire! Congratulations and enjoy! (And don’t forget to try all of the scents available with Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients - all sweet, all smooth, all filled with comfort, relaxation, and silky smooth desire!) WARNING: Please ensure that once the tubing has been extended and the vehicle put into place that no person accidentally is placed atop it at this point! Remember, there is currently nothing at the other end. Neither this guide nor its writers or inspirations can be held responsible, legally morally or otherwise, for any friends unfortuitously flung into the far reaches of space. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ This is by far the best massage oil I have used *by T***C on September 12, 2016* So here is a review by a man, for the men out there. This is by far the best massage oil I have used. It is not overly oily but gives you enough slickness to give a great massage. You can pump extra for those areas that deserve more attention and not worry about over doing it. If you kiss areas that have the oil on then you don't really notice any taste (which is good). The massage oil also acts as a pretty good lubricant. The smell is not over powering. It smells like massage oil. My wife said it's not bad but she doesn't love it. I highly recommend this oil! ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A little goes a long way *by B***G on May 21, 2020* Tried it out on my husband, he loved the massage, he can't smell things all that well, but he didn't mention anything about the scent. To me I felt like a little oil goes a long way. Skin absorbs as long as you don't overuse it. The smell lingers. Can't describe what it smells like, but it's sweet with something bitter. I tasted a little off my finger, not bad, not great either. Wouldn't use it as a lube, as I only bought it for the sole intention to do body massages on each other. Leaves the skin feeling smooth and soft which is nice. Good size for the price. Wish there were other scents to choose from tho. I always liked lavender and citrus scents. This one smells I guess a tad bit like vanilla, but not as strong. Love it tho :) ## Frequently Bought Together - Nooky Massage Oil with Premium Natural Ingredients. Relaxing Essential and Sweet Almond Oils for Massaging 16 Ounces - Personal Lubricant. Nooky Lube Natural Water Based Lubes for Men and Women. 16 Ounce. 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