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product_id: 14476837
title: "Sanctuary: Quite a Conundrum"
brand: "sasha ramoserin clinethomas l. phillips"
price: "3230 som"
currency: KGS
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reviews_count: 8
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# Sanctuary: Quite a Conundrum

**Brand:** sasha ramoserin clinethomas l. phillips
**Price:** 3230 som
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

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- **What is this?** Sanctuary: Quite a Conundrum by sasha ramoserin clinethomas l. phillips
- **How much does it cost?** 3230 som with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Description

It should have been just a normal day of sex, fun, alcohol, hormones and debauchery for Tabitha and Mimi, two over privileged twenty somethings who care about nothing but themselves and what chaos they can cause. But that so-called normalcy gets tossed out the window when an unexpected and devastating event occurs at a nighttime pool party. As the alcohol begins to wear off andn the body count rises, all hell breaks loose and there is no going back!

## Product Details

- **Format:** Closed-captioned, Color, Multiple Formats, NTSC, Widescreen
- **Contributor:** Emily Rogers, Erin Cline, Sasha Ramos, Thomas L. Phillips
- **Language:** English
- **Runtime:** 1 hour and 22 minutes
- **Number Of Discs:** 1

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐ 2.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Is that a pool float, no it's just a naked dead dude in the pool !
  

*by B***X on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on March 30, 2015*

Spoiler alert ! This is a strange little movie. The dialogue stood out mostly to me, or should I say stood out like a sore thumb. The writers try to be glib and hip, not matching the rest of the movie. The movie goes off on wild tangents, one girl decides to turn lesbian apparently mid movie, we have an religious overprotective mother, a friend you invite turns out to be a psycho and a naked dead fat guy is floating around in your pool from the early onset of the movie, which makes all the other reactions so out of place. Our resident psycho gags and binds dead guys wife to a chair, and this seems to bother them more than his body in the pool or his junk they so often reference.  Floating through this is a young guy with a priapism which also adds into the distracting mix. The acting wasn't bad, just the dialogue made it sound like they were trying too hard. Give it a little credit for being somewhat original and attractive actresses and actors, but it was just uncomfortable to watch at times.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Worms burrowing through American cheese
  

*by B***A on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on September 13, 2014*

There are all sorts of darkness, but for my money one of the most painful and excruciating is that which can ooze out of the sexual affairs of the truly wicked. I remember the first time I watched Dangerous Liaisons I was simply floored. I didn't have words to describe the revolting yet treacly sweet thrill of watching people be so lustful and hateful toward one another all at the same time. Later my cousin told me that someone had described the movie as worms burrowing about in a wedge of fine French cheese.This is a worms-in-cheese movie all the way. The behavior of the people in this movie is extreme, despicable, perverse, inconsiderate, borderline psychotic and, I suspect, not too different from what really goes on behind the bedroom doors in most of America. There's never been a less sympathetic crew of victims this side of V/H/S, and yet when they start getting attacked the script amazingly evokes not scorn for them but compassion. Nasty and powerful and very very complex, so that explains why all the simple minded haters out there giving this masterpiece just one star.Haters. Poo.

### ⭐ 1.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    UNWATCHABLE. DON'T GET THIS MOVIE.
  

*by J***H on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on September 6, 2014*

Unwatchable. I'm pretty sure everyone who reviewed this movie was involved in the making it or friends of those people. There are only 11 reviews, most being over 1 star so its possible that a few friends of the director, actors, and producers reviewed their friends film in order to generate sales, as friends do. Thats all I could think about afer the first 5 minutes of this abomination, because I'm thinking there's no other way this film could've gotten even 2 stars. It's about as funny as a network TV sitcom.  I was waiting to hear a laugh track behind every "joke". Great one liners like "this party blows donkey farts..." salty sarcasm like "I hate to be Captain Obvious..." And buzzwords like "Cyber Stalker" and "flower garden (used to describe someones virginity)" are coming at you like bullets when messy, ill-placed music isn't. I wanted to be really detailed about this review because I feel like I just wasted money on something very unnecessary. I'm really angry at myself because something said, "don't do it", but I did it anyway. Don't be like me. Go get yourself a burger, a bag of chips, or a drink at your local bar. Or, put the money into a savings account. Just don't get this movie.

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